Stuff my kids say Vol 2

  1. While breastfeeding the baby, the 3 year old points to the unoccupied boob and asks "Does that one have water?"
    Which was followed up by "I'm going to get milk out of my red things." Me: "You mean your nipples?" 3 year old: "What? My nickles??"
  2. Me: "What was your favorite thing today?" 3 year old: "Going to the beach last year."
    Huh?
  3. Me: "What was your favorite thing today?" 5 year old: "Falling in love with you."
    Awwwww
  4. 5 year old: "I want to be a scientist when I grow up." Me: "That's awesome. I think you'd make a great scientist." 5 year old: "I want to be the kind that makes goop that turns yourself into a monster, like Frankenstein."
  5. 5 year old comes downstairs wearing only underwear. Me: "Where are your clothes?" 5 year old: "I'm Princess Leia from Jabba's palace."
  6. 3 year old: "What you said?"
    Anytime he doesn't hear me, which is about 20 times a day.