Words My Kids Get Wrong

And that I kind of hope they never get right.
  1. Constructions
    (Instructions)
  2. Rainbrella
    (Umbrella)
  3. Mouth Brow
    (Mustache). Sadly, this term was only used a couple of times. He now calls them mustaches☹️
  4. Meatbops
    (Meatballs)
  5. Smooth Carrier
    (Spatula)
  6. Snotty blow
    (Kleenex)
  7. Cement Toast
    (Cinnamon Toast)
  8. Finger Tails
    (Fingernails)