1. 1.
    The only time you've ever seen me running is away from PE
  2. 2.
    I'm not lazy, I'm just laissez-faire
    My history teacher had a shirt with this on it on his wall.
  3. 3.
    Politely close the door behind you on your way out of my life
  4. 4.
    I am not French.
    You can imagine the mustache 😂
  5. 5.
    Something inspiring...
  6. 6.
    There are some Highers even Irn Bru can't get you through
    Too true😂
  7. 7.
    I got snowed in
    He would not come to school even though there was just about an inch of snow a few years back haha
  8. 8.
    Army offered me a job as they needed more tanks
  9. 9.
    I'm small and ginger and a bit of a binger!
  10. 10.
    "There is no dark side of the moon. It's all dark really" - Pink Floyd
  11. 11.
    "Morgan stole my man" - everyone
    Was quite shocked by this - surely you'd regret this in future🤔
  12. 12.
    Just wing it - life, eyeliner, everything!
  13. 13.
    I came here to drink milk and fight Tories. I've just finished my milk.
  14. 14.
    Don't follow your dreams, follow my insta: *username*
    Found this much funnier than everyone else but I think this is one of the best