Things I Want You to Talk to ME About

  1. All the symbolism and Shakespearean references in Empire
    I know they exist, but EW's recaps insist that I'm not interested in them
  2. How to eat a bunch of greens at once with minimal oil/other fat
    Tell me your delicious recipe with only 1 tsp of olive oil and a bunch of kale
  3. Celebrity encounters
    These are incredibly fascinating to me
  4. Lower ab exercises I should do
    Basically, be my personal trainer
  5. All your theories for TV show mysteries
    I do not have enough creativity to come up with my own theories, but I desperately want to hear who you think the killer is on Scream Queens and why