AWESOME THINGS MY MOM SAYS WHEN I TELL HER I'M SAD.

From our FaceTime chat just now.
  1. Why are you sad? Have you eaten?
  2. Are you getting enough sleep?
  3. Did you exercise?
  4. Is it about that boy?
  5. It is about a boy right? I know a guy who is perfect for you...
    No mom, it's not about a boy and I don't want you introducing me to any more weirdos. The last guy still texts me.
  6. Have you tried laughing? It releases endorphins. Try laughing at the wall right now and you should clap while doing it. You'll feel better!
  7. You think too much.
  8. I love you.