Personal Statistics I Want To See At the End of My Life

  1. Number of breaths I've taken
  2. Number of times my hearts started racing because I thought someone was in my house, when it was really just one of my cats
    It's the price we pay as cat people...
  3. Percentage of my life spent watching TV
    And what percent of that was Grey's Anatomy
  4. How many nights I slept soundly
    And how many nights I didn't