THINGS DELIVERY PEOPLE SHOULDN'T DO
Ordering in way more than I use the microwave ...
- 1.Ringing the doorbell and pushing the elevator button at the same time and tossing the food from the elevator
- 2.Scribbling Chinese graffiti on the door which translates to "cheap guy lives here" even if it's true.
- 3.Hanging multiple delivery bags from your arm and then handing one over while looking at it skeptically
- 4.Ask if you're dinning alone
- 5.Tell you you're pretty (or handsome)