Requested by Bmoremom

THINGS DELIVERY PEOPLE SHOULDN'T DO

Ordering in way more than I use the microwave ...
  1. 1.
    Ringing the doorbell and pushing the elevator button at the same time and tossing the food from the elevator
  2. 2.
    Scribbling Chinese graffiti on the door which translates to "cheap guy lives here" even if it's true.
  3. 3.
    Hanging multiple delivery bags from your arm and then handing one over while looking at it skeptically
  4. 4.
    Ask if you're dinning alone
  5. 5.
    Tell you you're pretty (or handsome)