THINGS I'VE SAID TO MY DOG
- •Yes, I do think that needed to die.
- •Prance baby, prance! Strut!
- •Should we watch NCIS or My Little Ponies next?
- •It's like you're a giant, cute pillow. A pillow that farts.
- •What are you eating? Plastic? Solid dinner option.
- •We live on the 5th floor I'm not sure we need to bark at the dogs on the street to stay safe, but I like the enthusiasm.
- •Seriously, where do you get this much hair?