LIPSTICKS I'VE WORN RECENTLY AND MY FATHER'S RESPONSES TO THEM
Been building this list for a couple weeks now. All of these were followed by some variation of "if you're happy, I'm happy, Al"
- •Jeffree Star "Unicorn Blood""You look....intimidating I think?"
- •L.A. Girl "Rebel""I can tolerate this one it's more normal than some of your other weird ones"
- •ColourPop "Mosh Pit""Doody Mouth or whatever it's called" - Dad's been bingeing The League....he's referring to MLA (mouth like anus)
- •NARS "Dolce Vita""I like this one, I was starting to forget what your mouth looks like"
- •ColourPop "Choker""Are you okay you look dead"
- •MAC "Hot Tahiti""Did you steal this one from grandma?"
- •Charlotte Tilbury "Glastonberry""Is this the intimidating one again? I feel like I'd be afraid of you if I didn't know you"
- •ColourPop "Out Of Sync""Whoa that's bright! Like Katy Perry."
- •L.A. Girl "Black Currant""You'd make a decent Smurf"