LIPSTICKS I'VE WORN RECENTLY AND MY FATHER'S RESPONSES TO THEM

Been building this list for a couple weeks now. All of these were followed by some variation of "if you're happy, I'm happy, Al"
  1. Jeffree Star "Unicorn Blood"
    "You look....intimidating I think?"
  2. L.A. Girl "Rebel"
    "I can tolerate this one it's more normal than some of your other weird ones"
  3. ColourPop "Mosh Pit"
    "Doody Mouth or whatever it's called" - Dad's been bingeing The League....he's referring to MLA (mouth like anus)
  4. NARS "Dolce Vita"
    "I like this one, I was starting to forget what your mouth looks like"
  5. ColourPop "Choker"
    "Are you okay you look dead"
  6. MAC "Hot Tahiti"
    "Did you steal this one from grandma?"
  7. Charlotte Tilbury "Glastonberry"
    "Is this the intimidating one again? I feel like I'd be afraid of you if I didn't know you"
  8. ColourPop "Out Of Sync"
    "Whoa that's bright! Like Katy Perry."
  9. L.A. Girl "Black Currant"
    "You'd make a decent Smurf"