THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M NOT WINNING AT LIFE THAT DAY

  1. When I hear someone say they're finished Christmas shopping.
  2. When I realize I have spit up on my shirt. After I get to work.
  3. When I walk into the corner of furniture that's been in the same place for 8 years.
  4. When the ice dispenser on the fridge drops one more piece of ice AFTER I move the cup.
  5. When I type an email or a list or post and find a typo after it's been sent or posted.
  6. When I hit every light as it turns red.
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  7. When I pack my lunch the night before and forget it in the fridge
    Suggested by   @ellelamae
  8. Getting that large fountain soda you've craved all day and somehow dumping the whole thing after 1 sip
    Suggested by   @ellelamae