All it's cracked up to be
- •Someone in your lifetime has nicknamed you blondie
- •Cat callers love "vanilla,honey mustard, barbie"
- •"It has like a red tint in the sun"Shutup please, F these lowlights
- •"My hair was practically white when I was a baby"
- •"People pay big money for highlights like this" -your hairdresser when you were young
- •I now pay big money for highlights like this
- •Purple shampoo
- •People attributing your attractiveness to the fact that you're blonde
- •"Okay but if you start highlighting you'll have to maintain it FOREVER" -your dramatic mother
- •You probably went brunette once and made an appointment for highlights about a week later
- •When brunettes get ombré and post pictures with captions that say "let's see if blondes really do have more fun"You can't sit with us
- •"Did you let me in because my fake ID is good or because I'm blonde"
- •I'm not even gunna comment on dumb blonde jokes^aka I just did, am I a dumb blonde now?