10 FUNNIEST FAKE NAMES FROM KEY & PEELE'S "EAST/WEST COLLEGE BOWL" SKETCH

These bring me to tears every time. I bet one of you @list-ers helped write these, so I'd like to say thanks.
  1. Javarius Jamar Javarison-Lamar
  2. D'glester Hardunkichud
  3. Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
  4. Shakiraquan "TGIF" Carter
  5. L'carpetron Dookmariot
  6. T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V
  7. Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon
  8. Hingle McCringleberry
  9. D'isiah T. Billings-Clyde
  10. Saggitariutt Jefferspin