1. If you call someone a fool - you'll go to HELL. But if you call yourself a fool that's okay - you're in the clear.
  2. If you fall off the ski lift at Sundance you will be given $2000
  3. If you have sex with someone, you can't have sex with another person in the same day. He wasn't referring to "can't" in the emotional or spiritual sense but that's it's physically impossible.
  4. Steph liked me
  5. Steph didn't like me
  6. Steph likes me
  7. Steph doesn't like me
  8. I'm stupid for being born in AZ because I'm a potato head.
  9. His mom is hotter than mine