5 lines I always cross

All the times there was no buffer between YES! and ARGGGGUAHH!
  1. Floppy bacon to crisp bacon to burnt bacon
    Yes! Yes! Just a second loooooonger... Damn.
  2. Thinking you have to pee a little and realizing you'll never make it to a bathroom in time.
  3. Politely beeping at the person who hasn't noticed that the light turned green and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK! I WILL MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WITH A TIRE IRON!
  4. Tap water= frigid... frigid.... frigid..... third degree scalding
  5. Drinking water, feeling hydrated. Human water balloon.