LISTS MY SISTER WOULD WRITE ABOUT ME

  1. FUNNY THINGS MY LITTLE SISTER HAS SAID DURING 'RETURN OF THE KING,' RANKED
  2. DEEP LIFE LESSONS I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY DORK OF A RELATION
  3. MY FAVORITE ART PROJECTS OF AB'S, RANKED
  4. SOME OF MY FONDEST CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF ABIGAIL, INCLUDING HER FILLING OUT CHURCH VISITOR CARDS AS HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS
  5. REASONS I AM JEALOUS OF MY YOUNGER SISTER
    This would include stupid things like 'she's able to have platonic relationships with boys' and 'she looks more like a hobbit (bc of her freakishly large feet)'
  6. FUN ADULT THINGS I WANT TO DO WITH MY SISTER
  7. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHERS I SHARED WITH MY YOUNGER SISTER, RANKED
  8. FAVORITE MOVIES TO WATCH WTH ABIGAIL (DUE MORE TO HER COMMENTARY THAN THE FILM'S CONTENT)