Inspired by #1 because #1 is actually happening this summer
  1. "Winterreise" at Tanglewood in beginning of August
  2. "Alpensymphonie" in a blistering desert
  3. Beethoven 6 in the middle of a riot
  4. Stravinsky "Oedipus Rex" on Mother's Day
  5. Any nocturne played in the light of day
    Suggested by @joakes
  6. Matthäus-Passion in Carnegie Hall with close to 200 singers
    Oh but now we're getting into HIP territory...but even if you don't subscribe to that, I think you can agree that this production is too big on at least one level
  7. "Summertime" from Porgy & Bess. Sung by a white girl. Not during summer.
    Suggested by @joakes
  8. Any Gershwin sung by a tiny white countertenor.
    Fuck that, truly.