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    myself when I summon saoirse Ronan in grand budapest hotel
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    my parents
    the occasion is their first selfie
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    Melanie when she impersonates Courtney love
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    in bed-stuy (12/8)
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    bushwick (12/9)
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    fulton park (12/11)
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    Aunt
    if u pronounce it as "awwwnt" I will fucking scream
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    escape
    don't say "ex-scape"
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    same with espresso
    ooh the murder in a baristas eyes when they hear ex-presso
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    Master of None
    we love aziz
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    the dry cleaner
    a girl almost got hit by a car in front of my mom
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    temperature
    in the sixties next week
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the story about my trials and errors that led to my fame: any man in Hollywood edition
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    worked real hard
    had the connections
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    studied something mean
    comfortably went to college
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    got turned down all the time
    was privileged enough to have the money to be able to comfortably get turned down
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    sigh a lot
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    try not to look like I'm loitering
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    pretend I'm texting while making lists
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    classic
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    ooh!
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    nice one, pizza rat!
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    Breaking Bad
    it's good I know but I've been on the fourth season for two years and don't have the willpower to finish it
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    Twin Peaks
    love it, again, can't sit down and not feel like I'm missing out on other things
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    The Office
    I have finished, but I saved the last episode for four months before I actually ended it just bc it was so good oh god I cried the whole episode
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    🤗
    seems facetious
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    🖖
    k I didn't need 2 have an emoji for live long and prosper
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    🦄
    like we know unicorns r not real......... yet there is one on my emoji keyboard
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    His hair
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    MY hair
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    an outfit I wore
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