I BELIEVE HARRY STYLES IS STEALING MY IDENTITY: MY EVIDENCE

  1. His hair
  2. MY hair
  3. an outfit I wore
  4. an outfit he wore, months later
    [everyone whispering in disbelief of these eerie situations!]
  5. FINALLY:
  6. as if u need the evidence that I love vampire weekend, but here it is anyway
    [crowd is outraged and beginning to form mob because harry styles obviously does not respect artistic integrity!]