SOME OF THE MOST SIGNIFICANT BUMMERS OF MY LIFETIME

An eternally unfinished list.
  1. At the end of HSM when Troy and Gabriella didn't kiss
  2. Diet Dr. Pepper
  3. Season 3B of Teen Wolf
  4. Knowing Steve Carell never won an Emmy for playing Michael Scott
  5. Whole wheat goldfish
    Whole wheat anything, actually
  6. Everything that happened with Justin Bieber
    I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU
  7. The movie "The Walk"
    This movie got an 86% on Rotten Tomatoes and I am honestly so betrayed by that
  8. When they cancelled "Selfie"
  9. Season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  10. The fact that Mark Brendanawicz never came back to Parks
    I guess I've been saying your name wrong all these years, Mark...Brendanaquits
  11. Finding out anyone I love eats kale intentionally
  12. The show "Reign"