People I don't fuck with

  1. people who bite into ice cream
  2. people who get sausage on pizza
  3. people who don't say excuse me
  4. people who don't use turn signals
  5. people who prefer hamburgers over cheeseburgers (even though i dislike both)
  6. people who litter
  7. people who front for social media
  8. people who act entitled
  9. people who don't think will ferrell is funny
  10. people who don't think amy schumer is funny