Reasons why i'm the lesser roommate
my roommate requested that i make this list
- •I leave the fridge open
- •I wake her up in the middle of the night by drunkenly entering the room and unplugging the fridge
- •I talk about how i'm going to be a better person followed by me going to class drunk and complaining to her about it
- •I don't stop her from going to see her ex boyfriend at 1 amfiona gosh
- •I whine to her about how i don't have enough money to buy $1500 givenchy boots while she's paying for college herselfi'm literally a shitty person hahahhahah
- •I ask her things like "what is an absentee ballot" and "what's your favorite genre of food"