Requested by Fiona

Reasons why i'm the lesser roommate

my roommate requested that i make this list
  1. I leave the fridge open
  2. I wake her up in the middle of the night by drunkenly entering the room and unplugging the fridge
  3. I talk about how i'm going to be a better person followed by me going to class drunk and complaining to her about it
  4. I don't stop her from going to see her ex boyfriend at 1 am
    fiona gosh
  5. I whine to her about how i don't have enough money to buy $1500 givenchy boots while she's paying for college herself
    i'm literally a shitty person hahahhahah
  6. I ask her things like "what is an absentee ballot" and "what's your favorite genre of food"