Shit My Roommate Says A Lot

fucking fiona man
  1. "that's factually untrue"
    when someone states an opinion she doesn't agree with
  2. "cry"
    when asked what she's going to do about her assignment that's due tomorrow, or asked about what she's gonna do with her life in general
  3. "you punk and cheese"
    instead of saying "you dick"
  4. "smell ya later"
    this one doesn't need a description
  5. "i hate myself"
    just out of the blue. doesn't need to be in a conversation.
  6. "10/10 would recommend"
    about anything that doesn't initially make her want to cry