Things That Stress Me Out
Update: America Horror Story is still on and I'm bored as fuck
- •When my phone is at less than 10% batteryWhat if I get in a tragic car accident and no one finds my mangled body until the next morning
- •When I think about starting a legit careerWhat if I choose the wrong one and I end up a miserable corporate bitch but I'm too committed to leave
- •When I have to see someone I haven't seen in a while and I'm not sure how to greet themObviously I don't want them to think I missed them more than they missed me...
- •When I have to have an uncomfortable confrontationI am not about confronting people AT ALL. I basically let people run all over me
- •The wine section at PublixWho the fuck organized that and what was their logic
- •Marriage and childrenWhat if no one wants to marry me? What if someone does want to marry me BUT we have a psychotic child who rapes and murders people because we suck as parents?
- •Living in the rural American SouthBecause I cannot handle a reality in which the main event of a Friday night is going to KFC