I love people, but being around them can be tricky
  1. My phone ringing
    You guys, we have texting now!
  2. My doorbell ringing
    Why didn't you text me first?
  3. Overly enthusiastic/friendly baristas
    Let's keep this relationship transactional.
  4. Any live lecture/show/performance with the possibility of singling you out in the audience without warning
    Remember Elle Woods?
  5. Poetry slams
    Who invented these??