REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE ME
- •I am low maintenanceI will most likely forget our anniversary and won't expect you to drop off a Victoria's Secret bag outside of my front door.
- •I will make your parents love meI am polite. SO POLITE. Almost to a fault. I will not swear in front of them and will help your mom wash dishes after dinner.
- •My ideal date is driving around in the car while I DJ awesome songs
- •I'll help you merge when you're drivingI am an excellent copilot
- •I don't know how to cook but I do know how to order takeout
- •I think I'm pretty funnyMajor personality points right here
- •I don't expect you to look/be perfectHow could I expect this of you when I'm wearing my grandmother's socks right now? Are you not into that? Nevermind.
- •I am excellent at humming along to the guitar solos of any classic rock song.Whenever there is a situation where this will come in handy, I'm your girl.