Months of the Year— Ranked

Deal with it.
  1. 12.
    January
    Who even likes January? Why would we want start off the new year with terrible, miserable weather that never seems to end? Nice try, Jan.
  2. 11.
    February
    January Part 2. The only thing that makes February slightly better than January is that there is more chocolate. But that's about it.
  3. 10.
    August
    August drags on forever plus it's hot & humid. So my skin is burnt, my hair is frizzy, and I am not happy.
  4. 9.
    July
    Suck it, July. You're just as hot and terrible as your successor.
  5. 8.
    March
    March is the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ month of the year. Nothing special about it, and the weather is always random. Plus it wasn't a fun time for Julius Caesar. Overall, I'm not really a fan.
  6. 7.
    May
    May is aight. Only folly is that school ends and I get super stressed.
  7. 6.
    June
    June is okay, I guess. It's not as hot as July/August. I'm just in the middle of the road on June.
  8. 5.
    September
    September is nice. The weather (and I) start to chill a little. Plus my birthday is in September, so remembering the fact I'm slowly dying is always something to look forward to.
  9. 4.
    October
    I love Halloween & Christopher Columbus.
  10. 3.
    November
    An underrated month I think! Always go for the underdogs! I'm all about eating & chilly weather so that's why November is up high on my list.
  11. 2.
    April
    I love rainstorms, which is April's trademark. Plus April is like a shimmer of hope amidst winter's horrible darkness.
  12. 1.
    December
    Were you really surprised? Christmas is a fun, magical time. And it's not super duper cold yet so my complaints about the weather are minimum. And I feel like everyone is excited & down to party during December- which is why it's my number 1.