What we think about in church

Don't point that guilty finger, you know you think it too.
  1. Sex.
  2. If someone cracked a beer open right now..
  3. There's always that one person that finishes ALL the chalices of wine.
  4. Jesus drank, therefore it is okay for me to drink.
  5. How do I still know the words to all these songs??
  6. You're still alive?!
  7. I need to come here more often..
  8. Haha you were drunk on a bar table last night, you need Jesus more than all of us.
  9. Peace be with you, and an extra piece for you ;)