Feel better, bitch.

Things to do when you're aggressively trying to pick yourself up.
  1. Wash your bed sheets
    Wrap yourself in a gain scented cocoon of sadness
  2. Wash your face
  3. Clean your room
  4. Buy something you need
    A bath mat, some floss, paper plates
  5. Light a candle
  6. Sob for 10 minutes
  7. Alcohol
  8. Call your sister
  9. Watch an old movie that is wildly outdated now
  10. Watch the "top that" scene from teen witch