REASONS WE SHOULD ALL MOVE TO MEXICO

Before you scroll past this absurd list, hear me out.
  1. Food
    Quesadillas, guacamole, enchiladas, etc. in infinite supply for a quarter of the price in our beloved America.
  2. Alcohol
    We'd be swimming in tequila, and anyone arguing this one should reconsider their lives.
  3. Drugs
    What prescription? Doctor? EVERYONE IS A DOCTOR CAPABLE OF PRESCRIBING MEDICINE IN MEXICO. Xanax.
  4. Culture
    Sombreros, Spanish, and an internal ability to dance like a boss.
  5. Tan 24/7
    Everyone's better looking tan and in turn happier