REASONS WE SHOULD ALL MOVE TO MEXICO
Before you scroll past this absurd list, hear me out.
- •FoodQuesadillas, guacamole, enchiladas, etc. in infinite supply for a quarter of the price in our beloved America.
- •AlcoholWe'd be swimming in tequila, and anyone arguing this one should reconsider their lives.
- •DrugsWhat prescription? Doctor? EVERYONE IS A DOCTOR CAPABLE OF PRESCRIBING MEDICINE IN MEXICO. Xanax.
- •CultureSombreros, Spanish, and an internal ability to dance like a boss.
- •Tan 24/7Everyone's better looking tan and in turn happier