WHAT IM THINKING AFTER WORKING OUT

Working out is no walk in the park, and spinning at Soulcycle graciously reminds you that your paying for pain
  1. My left middle toe is numb, and potentially in need of amputation
  2. I MUST HAVE lost at least 27 pounds
  3. I might die and I've yet to decide how I feel about that.
  4. What did I do to deserve that?
  5. Do I have to do it again?
  6. What am I eating
  7. I deserve all the food in the world
  8. I think I'd be okay dying if it meant I didn't have to walk home and shower
  9. Can I take a cab home
  10. Okay, yea I think I'd rather be dead