Thoughts when you find your first grey hair
The ambivalence is real
- •Woohoo, I'm adulting
- •Damn it, I'm really adulting
- •Should I have a child to blame this on?
- •I'm heading towards retirement and I haven't even started working
- •I will use shimmering grey
- •Damnit I will need to use hair dye
- •Well now I can get some respect
- •Does this mean no more 'till 6 am nights?
- •I need to take more vacations cause I'm already greying