Thoughts when you find your first grey hair

The ambivalence is real
  1. Woohoo, I'm adulting
  2. Damn it, I'm really adulting
  3. Should I have a child to blame this on?
  4. I'm heading towards retirement and I haven't even started working
  5. I will use shimmering grey
  6. Damnit I will need to use hair dye
  7. Well now I can get some respect
  8. Does this mean no more 'till 6 am nights?
  9. I need to take more vacations cause I'm already greying