Extroverted Things I Have Done Today That Were Worth It
As an introvert, I mostly imagine doing these things and then don't.
- •ASKED THE AQUARIUM TOUR GUIDE A QUESTIONUsually I have a million things to ask when anyone says "Any questions?" and usually I just wait to Google it when I'm in the bathroom
- •MADE A DUMB JOKE WHEN TALKING WITH THE CHRISTMAS TREE DELIVERY GUYHim: "You have 6 foot ceilings?! Do you live on a boat?!?" Me: "Well, you don't deliver to the zip code where my boat is located so I had to move and the only thing I could find on such short notice was a house with extremely low vaulted ceilings"
- •INTRODUCED MYSELF TO THE WAITRESS AT THE DONUT SHOP WHO COMMENTS ON ALL OF MY INSTAGRAM POSTSNormally I would not do this, then later rant about how "People who are so friendly on social media should try to be that way in real life too" and cry into my pillow about the lack of real-life connections I have
- •MADE MY FIRST LIST ON THIS APPI used to write a lot of notes on Myspace and Facebook and when I look back at them I always think "man I really thought I was being clever/cool but everyone probably thought I was so dumb/full of shit OH MY GOD I HAVE TO DELETE ALL OF THEM RIGHT NOW I SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO WRITE ANYTHING EVER AGAIN"