APOLOGIES FOR MY ROOMMATE

No I did not tell her about this.
  1. Sorry I made a pyramid out of your Andes mints and then ate them all.
  2. Sorry you've been at work for 8 hours and I've been watching 30 rock for 10.
  3. Sorry we bought these tortillas together then I ate them all.
  4. Sorry it took me 4 days to shower.
  5. Sorry I keep not doing the dishes and pretend it's okay by cleaning other random stuff around the house.
  6. Sorry I haven't suggested being some sort of awesome platonic non-lesbian couple costume for Halloween that would be a great idea wouldn't it have you see this list I think it might improve our relationship.