THINGS I'M STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE ABOUT

AKA annoyances and times I dealt with mean girls growing up
  1. A bunch of girls in my high school choir made us sing a choral arrangement of "I Hope You Dance" my senior year, even though that's the worst song ever written
  2. My parents told me Santa wasn't real when I was two years old
  3. My best friend in middle school drew on my face with lipstick at a sleepover when I fell asleep first so I left her party early
  4. I asked a friend who was going to the drug store to buy me some toothpaste and she bought me a travel-sized tube
  5. One time when I was a kid I pooped in the bathroom at gymnastics practice and this girl called me out on it
  6. Anytime someone has insisted we share an entree at a restaurant to save money