Things I Used to Believe

Not nearly complete, but what I can remember at the moment.
  1. Once you've stretched in the morning, it's impossible to go back to sleep.
  2. Contacts are a natural part of the human body and if you touch your eye, you can take them out.
  3. Artists would record several versions of a song, stopping at various places so that you could pause.
    Completely illogical in every single way, I don't even know.
  4. Dad was in charge of controlling all the rides we rode in Disney world.
  5. Waiters/ waitresses owned the restaurant and cooked all the food.
  6. Coffee is alcoholic.
  7. Dad controlled movies at the theater and could pause as he pleased.
    He probably had something to do with the fact that I assumed he was king.