HOW TO RUN ERRANDS

  1. Make a list
  2. Forgot the list
  3. Forget all the reusable tote bags you own
  4. Forget half the stores you wanted to go to
  5. Go in to Sephora for makeup remover
  6. Don't but makeup remover
  7. Buy more lipstick
  8. Forget you had other errands to run
  9. Go home
  10. Realize you still need dog food and toilet paper