1. One time I fucked a guy who was wearing a pumpkin on his head
  2. And I had a crush on him after
  3. And he had a flip phone without a texting plan in 2013
  4. And he never really showed the same affection back in fact he ignored me unless I literally ran into him
  5. But he did hang my belt that I left at his apt on his wall for a year
  6. And he didn't hang up any one else's belt