1. Write unnecessary long captions on instagram posts
  2. Paleo diet
  3. Saying they will be ready in 5 minutes, and not be ready in 5 minutes
  4. Dog filter
  5. Dye hair unnatural colors
  6. Roll their eyes
  7. Pound the makeup on
  8. Vegan diet
  9. Laugh at stuff that isn't funny
  10. Carry a purse, and a wristlet, and a wallet (etc.) at once
  11. "Photographers" who post pictures they take of other couples
  12. Carrying around yoga mats
  13. Dropping phones in church
  14. Wearing obnoxious colored lipstick
  15. Bowl cut bangs
  16. Boomerang videos