THINGS THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE SALADS

  1. "Healthy cookie"
    Shoot, this cookie is healthy you say? I say yes please thank you can't wait to be Jessica Biel-esque fit.
  2. Vegetable chips
    Chips that are bad for you wouldn't and couldn't possibly be green. Thus, salad.
  3. Skinny cow ice cream products
    Let's think about this, if these cows have such success with their weight loss regime that they're literally calling them "skinny cows" then the only conclusion I can draw is that all the wonderful products they advertise for are indeed salads
  4. Chicken salad
    Literally says the word salad, I rest my case
  5. Popcorn
    A snack that pretty much feels like eating crunchy air? Boy howdy do I love salad