THINGS THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE SALADS
- •"Healthy cookie"Shoot, this cookie is healthy you say? I say yes please thank you can't wait to be Jessica Biel-esque fit.
- •Vegetable chipsChips that are bad for you wouldn't and couldn't possibly be green. Thus, salad.
- •Skinny cow ice cream productsLet's think about this, if these cows have such success with their weight loss regime that they're literally calling them "skinny cows" then the only conclusion I can draw is that all the wonderful products they advertise for are indeed salads
- •Chicken saladLiterally says the word salad, I rest my case
- •PopcornA snack that pretty much feels like eating crunchy air? Boy howdy do I love salad