MAKE ME THIS SPORTS SHIRT

Why isn't this a thing already? Maybe because it's no longer 2004?
  1. This...
  2. ...but for this guy.
  3. I mean he's already been voted into the Hall of Fame, but he'll have my vote for class president, if he ever chooses to run.
  4. Now for specifics, I'm thinking the normal "Napoleon Dynamite" shirt on the front, but in a baseball cut? And then "Martinez" and 45 on the back?
  5. I think this has legs, but input is always welcomed.