Some choice text from a quick road trip from Denver to Tucson. No photos because I WAS BUSY DRIVING.
  1. Aarchway Inn (Moab, Utah)
    I love this because it is so obviously a ploy to be listed first in the phone book — which, in Moab, I'm sure includes a fair amount of "arch" names.
  2. Taylor-Made Cabinets and Tombstones (Blanding, Utah)
    Either a classic homonym mistake or there is a business owner named Taylor really yukking it up.
  3. Greg Gregoire... Don't make me say it twice! (Phoenix, Arizona)
    Hands-down best election year slogan.