THINGS IN MY LIFE I'VE REFERRED TO AS MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT
Hopefully this will be a running list...
- •Eating pizza for every meal while on a two-week vacation to Italy at age 9.Next time: pasta.
- •Making a friend laugh so hard she started to piss herself.Name redacted to protect anonymity.
- •Not ending up in the hospital while studying abroad in India.Unlike the majority of my fellows.