PEOPLE I'M TORN BETWEEN MARRYING AND BEING

As if there were a possibility of either
  1. Anne Hathaway
    She's just so regal honestly
  2. Mindy Kaling
    This is not news. Also I want her career in its entirety.
  3. James Corden
    He's such a peach he literally kills me. Also he went from Broadway to late night talk shows so I mean goals.
  4. Kiera Knightley
    British rom-coms to serious movies to Broadway. Also goals.
  5. Emily Blunt
    She's either married to John Krasinski or to me.