1. When no one is talking and there are two of you
  2. When no one is talking and there's 12 of you
  3. When two people are talking to each other and the rest of the elevator is silent
  4. When you have to shuffle around people to press your floor
  5. When you forget to press your floor
  6. When you're in the back of a crowded elevator but have to get off
  7. When you're in the front of a crowded elevator but don't have to get off
  8. When you're in an elevator with international students who aren't speaking English and are obviously talking about you
  9. When you're typing this list in an elevator and someone sees
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