FAVORITE EMOJIS, RANKED

  1. 1.
    😾
    Angry kitty. Closest emoji representation of my daily reactions to life, in general.
  2. 2.
    πŸ‘„
    Th-th-th-thurstayy. When I like something, I REALLY like it.
  3. 3.
    🌾
    Because life is the soundtrack to a movie based on a book by Nicholas Sparks.
  4. 4.
    🌚
    Cheeky bastard.
  5. 5.
    πŸŽ…πŸΏ
    Because I'm politically correct af.
  6. 6.
    🌡
    Not only does the cactus work as a more subtle phallic emoji than the πŸ† or 🍌, they are the new 🍍 of trending natural objects you can find on things such as a pair of Vans, a shower curtain from Urban Outfitters, tattooed on someone's forearm, etc.