1. "Take lots of Viatmin C!"
    Oh realllllyyy?! Take Vitamin C? Ohhh where does that come from? I've never heard that before!
  2. "Drink some warm water with lemon and honey!"
    Ohhhh realllllyyy?! Hot water, lemon and honey? That's not something I've heard from every grandmother ever.
  3. "Have you ever tried a NetiPot?"
    It's 2015. Yes I'm aware of the NetiPot.
  4. "If it's allergies that are the problem, you could take some Benadryl. Make sure you take it in the evening, though. It will make you drowsy."
    Just, shut. up.
  5. "The best thing for a cold is rest."
    No shit.