1. Very
  2. So
  3. Really
  4. Hold on, just need to do one thing...
  5. Ok, now I'm ready.
  6. Why isn't the door opening?
  7. My pass isn't working... is anyone else having trouble with their pass?
  8. Huh. I'm tapping it like I usually do. It's not working...
  9. Ok maybe if I try pushing as I tap...
  10. Nope.
  11. Ok, maybe it's just this exit. I'll try a different door.
  12. Nope. Not working either. This is so weird.
  13. Is this where I die?
  14. Oh wait! The stairs! Duh.
  15. "Alarm will sound if opened". Whatever. Loud piercing noise is better than death!
  16. Why is the door locked? What kind of emergency exit is locked during an emergency?!
  17. Who designed this building?
  18. Please, just let me leave!
  19. I just want to go home.
  20. My phone!! Oh thank god. What a time to be alive!
  21. "Trapped at work. Send help."
    Yay, twitter!
  22. And now the waiting game...
  23. Sirens! Maybe they're for me!!
  24. Nope. Not for me.
  25. ...
  26. Maybe I'll try my pass again.
  27. And... pushhh-- huh?
  28. Oh, hey Mr. Caldwell. No, I'm not trying to leave early again.
  29. No I was not aware you deactivated my pass to prevent that.
    That sounds like kidnapping...
  30. No, I didn't say anything about kidnapping.
  31. Yes, I'll go back to work...