CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

  1. We Hired You to Fire You
    The chapter detailing my summer as a vet assistant.
  2. Stop Being So Dramatic
    The ups and downs of a life in the theatre
  3. How I Learned to Love
    A detailing of my pitiful love life
  4. How I Learned to Hate
    Basically my shit list... well all know who's #1
  5. Why I Hate Pants
    This one's pretty self explanatory; an expose on my opinions on the War in Iraq and how it affected the unicorn population's ability to produce rainbows.