CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE
- •We Hired You to Fire YouThe chapter detailing my summer as a vet assistant.
- •Stop Being So DramaticThe ups and downs of a life in the theatre
- •How I Learned to LoveA detailing of my pitiful love life
- •How I Learned to HateBasically my shit list... well all know who's #1
- •Why I Hate PantsThis one's pretty self explanatory; an expose on my opinions on the War in Iraq and how it affected the unicorn population's ability to produce rainbows.