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  1. Isla Fischer and Amy Adams
  2. Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon
  3. Julianne Hough and Chelsea Kane
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I've had this list on my notes app for a while. It's time for me to share it with the world.
  1. "take your diamonds and throw 'em up like you bulimic"
    Diamonds From Sierra Leone... oh Kanye... this is so bad but so funny
  2. "head of the class and she just won a swallowship"
    Monster... wordplay!
  3. "have you ever popped champagne on a plane, while getting some brain? whipped it out, she said 'I never seen snakes on a plane!'"
    Good Life... gotta love those double entendres
  4. "make her knees shake, make a priest faint/make a nun cum, make her cremate"
    Hell of a Life... OMG this is SO offensive smh Kanye!!
also bc i just want to keep track 🤷🏾‍♀️
i want to keep track of the things i watch this year 🤷🏾‍♀️
there have been some good things even in a pretty shitty start to the year?
  1. ed sheeran released new music!!
    and his new album comes out in 1 (one) week!!!
  2. kim k made her return to social media
    and now posts more about saint!!!!
  3. i have a new crush!!!
    debatable if this is a good or bad thing tho
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i actually forgot about this app until i saw someone else tweet about it. maybe i'll start using it more even tho i only have two followers now.
  1. i had a really good hair and face day
  2. my friend and i talked about boys and life
    something i've been thinking about a lot lately is that you don't see progress and healing as it happens but rather after it does?
  3. i was really nervous about 3 mini presentations i had to give today bc i didn't think i knew what i was talking about but it turns out i do!!!
    i did very well apparently which made me :-)
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I'm probably forgetting a lot of things. bc boys are insignificant and there are a million other things to love more than them
  1. one direction in 2011-2013
    these were their prime years
  2. carvel ice cream cake
  3. Taylor Swift's music
    at first I was gonna say her 2010 album Speak Now but then I realized that was a lie
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I normally delete random pics I saved on my phone throughout the day but I didn't do that before this post
  1. you can't tell bc it cropped it but this is a passage of a book I relate to and had to share with like 3 people
  2. This was basically Taylor Swift re: 1989 (but I still love her)
  3. me scolding myself for being a dumbass
  4. what I look like when I wake up from a nap
  1. not living with your best friends for one full year and being away from them while they're always going to be together (at least for the next couple years)... but realizing that doesn't change your friendship
    happiness is honestly that feeling I get when I'm with them that I imagine is the same feeling you are with your romantic soulmate and happiness is when the tell me I'm the glue that keeps them together in some ways 💖
  2. actually friendship in general and being around people who love and support everything you do
  3. ice cream cake
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in no particular order
  1. Speak Now by Taylor Swift
  2. Fearless by Taylor Swift
    ok I'll refrain from listing the rest of Taylor Swift's discography now
  3. Take Me Home by One Direction
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