I've had this list on my notes app for a while. It's time for me to share it with the world.
  1. "take your diamonds and throw 'em up like you bulimic"
    Diamonds From Sierra Leone... oh Kanye... this is so bad but so funny
  2. "head of the class and she just won a swallowship"
    Monster... wordplay!
  3. "have you ever popped champagne on a plane, while getting some brain? whipped it out, she said 'I never seen snakes on a plane!'"
    Good Life... gotta love those double entendres
  4. "make her knees shake, make a priest faint/make a nun cum, make her cremate"
    Hell of a Life... OMG this is SO offensive smh Kanye!!